#EngTrivia: funny and sweet sayings – Valentine’s Day

  1. “Ah… I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!”
  2. “Love is like popcorn, it needs some heat to pop, be careful not to burn it.”
  3. Him: “Excuse me, can I have directions?”
    Her: “Where?”
    Him: “To your heart.”
  4. “You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.”
  5. “Trying to explain how much I love you is like trying to describe how water tastes. Impossible.”
  6. “Hi, you look a lot like my next boyfriend and my future husband, will you mind if we exchange numbers?”
  7. Him: “Excuse me, are you a pilot?”
    Her: “How did you know?”
    Him: “Because I can’t stop you from flying around my heart.”
  8. Him: “Damn!”
    Her: “What’s wrong?”
    Him: “There’s something wrong with my phone, I don’t have your number.”
  9. “50 years from now, I’d be so old. I might forget you. I might not remember even knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… But I won’t.”
  10. “I don’t care if there’s a lot of fish in the sea. I don’t want fish. I want you.”
  11. “Scientifically I am feeling the effect of chemicals being sent to my brain, but theoretically I love you!”
  12. Her: “The sun might kill me one day. I might burn up or turn to ash or something.”
    Him : “Then why are you out here?”
    Her : “Because it’s where you are.”
  13. “Baby, what have you done?! You’ve ashamed the moon with your beauty!”

Compiled by @Patipatigulipat at @EnglishTips4U on January 14, 2012

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